Why you peeing in that thing, bro? The two big arches ought to be enough for any halfway intelligent person to realize that you're supposed to stick your buttocks there not your beanie-weenie. Dries out your logs so that they don't make as big a mess when you pick them up to toss them into the sink.
But before completely drying them out, the strong airflow flings turds all over the walls, doors, and ceiling. It speeds up the drying process a lot, ya know?
You had us at Butt.
They are fairly crap as a hand dryer too.
Saw a homeless guy do this in downtown Toronto before. It didn't smell great.
Not great doesn’t mean not bad.
I saw a down's syndrome kid do it once when his carer got distracted for a moment.
I like those XLERATOR dryers because when you stick your frank and beans in them they make your balls flutter fast enough to play a tune reminiscent of a kazoo.
Dyson piss areosoliser
You're supposed to dip your genitals into it to dry after washing it in the sink idiot.
How'd it even get a 1?!
Now I know why these things stink so badly
