Just keep Pip away from any cellphones. He goes crazy with them.
Angry Merry noises
Plot twist: you're an orc.
Doomslayer, Master Chief, and Gordon Ramsey.
Regardless of who you are locked in a room with no one should feel safe if they are locked in a room. Being captured isn't safe feeling at all. Although I would feel safer with those three by my side then alone.
I'd feel perfectly safe locked in a room with Pavel Durov
(potentially local joke, idk if it's actually known outside Russia)
Unless you're trapped with Goku or Saitama, then it's reverse uno card.
For a moment I thought Legolas was Aemon Targaryen.
Not a rapist. Doesn't murder for ... sport ... I would trust him well enough with myself or anyone I know.
Shit, I thought you said Daemon, but still, either one of them is closer to secretly-an-okay-guy(strictly consent/safety-wise) Johnny Bravo than so, so many of the assholes we have here in the real world.
