Air Force One Makes Emergency Landing at Dairy Queen

The president really wanted a Blizzard®

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Look, man, I've been there. One moment you're having a regular day, you get that little craving, and bam, you're in a DQ, covered in blood, Blizzard in hand.
- Sons of bitches had it coming after they killed Orange Julius
- Do they still do the flips the blizzard upside down to show thickness when you are covered in blood?
  
  Of course. They don't even charge you for it! Wonderful experience, I recommend doing everything covered in blood. Also a great conversation starter!
- Covered in blizzard, blood in hand.
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