You don't get to pick your trauma
You don't get to pick your trauma
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That sounds like Subway to me. They like making mayo sandwiches for some reason.
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Light mayonnaise, please
proceeds to drown sandwich in it
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Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say "you want mayo?" Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
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As an ex sandwich artist, now sandwich artiste (I quit and do it at home for myself now):
I STARTED putting normal amounts of mayo. My owner was 1st Gen Chinese and frugal as fuck so she drove that into us "1 line, half if they ask for light, 2 line if say more" were her exact words
Sooooooooooo many people said "more. No, more" that we all started defaulting to more when someone asked
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Ah, you wanted light regular mayonnaise, not lite mayonnaise
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I call it the exploding mouth of mayonnaise technique.
Normally they don't give me nearly enough. Until one time I made it extra special clear that I wanted a bukkake in paper.
I got what I asked for and reluctantly ate every bit of it over like four days lol. I have a picture somewhere but I'm too lazy to find it.
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If anyone else has a hard time with getting subs: I'm free.
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Lol I read it the same way friend. I guess one can leave the life, but it never leaves you.
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Feddit schwappt über
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Tbh, the only connections you'll make with messages like this are fake internet doms who don't really care about you/your limits and try to push your boundaries. 0/10 would not recommend
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Well that is the whitest thing I've heard today.
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Someone literally got killed for that.
I believe it was a subway and the person asked for lite mayo so when they found an absolute shit ton of it they went and actually killed the person...
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If your biggest stress is mayo in your sub, you have an easy life.
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Not always true, a lot of the time people with serious issues have trouble with smaller issues because they're anxious and stressed but unable to mentally address the larger issues.
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Weakly: "No... No... You already used a whole jar, don't get another..." 😴
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Relevant https://youtu.be/hX07NFted28
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lol I came looking for this. I can't watch the whole video because I get so upset.
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I mean let's be honest, everyone has had a nightmare about mayo at some point in their lives.
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Man thats bullshit, I ask for extra mayo and all they give me is a vague hint of mayo.
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"oh you just want me to clean my knife on your bread from where I used it last?" I'm with you, complete bullshit.
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I have a similar beef with bagel places. I love bagels and I love cream cheese ... but I do not need a 3/4" thick hockey puck of fucking cream cheese on my bagel.
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I'll have your extra.
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This made me laugh a lot more than one might expect. Got a little light headed.
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Sorry again, locking this thread because it's becoming weird.
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Mayo belongs on no sandwich. I've never voluntarily chosen a sandwich with mayo and never enjoyed it on any I accidentally picked.
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Don't blame him. Mayo tastes like shit
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I don't get the mayonnaise hate. I know us white people put it on everything, but it's literally eggs, vinegar, oil, sometimes mustard... I love all of those!
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Most of the commercial mayo tastes like shit, real mayo (and a very select few and pricier brands) is delicious
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Dukes is my go to and it is used sparingly.
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I like to make my own because it's quick, easy, and much tastier than most store bought, but I also understand that not everyone has an immersion blender or the desire for one.
I like to add fresh herbs to mine. A little dill or parsley really livens it up. I've tried mixing them in store bought and it's not the same.
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Hellman's is fine.
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I’ll die on my Miracle Whip hill.
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take it back
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Meanwhile anime: "I have made mayo. I am now your god."
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Mayo is so disgusting fr
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God gives his strongest soldiers the hardest battles. 😢