Bad news guys. Sauron now know everything that Pippin knows. Good news. Pippin doesn't know a damn thing.
He did one thing right - lighting the beacons of Gondor
Also he tricked the ents into walking past Isengard so that they'd see how many trees Saruman whacked and take an ax to him instead.
The beacon of Amon Dîn is lit!
Lit with that good longbottom leaf shit.
Gandalf never forgave him for knocking that shit down the well.
Which led to his massive XP gain and level up to Gandalf the White. So ungrateful.
Still only because the DM decided to be nice about it.
Billy Boyd was the perfect cheeky wee bastard for this part, I can scarcely think of any other film so perfectly cast.
Big Lebowski?
*Pepin
As I've said in other posts, I need to hire an editor. Thanks, fixed.
*Pepis
Famous baller Scotty Pepin.
