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UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

11mo ago

The hardest working man in the world, taking time off from the Futurology Factory, has something to say about you lazy college-grad poors.

Fuck you if your body breaks down doing manual labor to fix King Bazinga's air conditioning, or to unclog the pipes after he eats too much le epic bacon and pushes out a brick, though. Better hope you're charismatic and entertaining on GoFundMe.

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Plenty of people went to college and then didn't do an honest day's work thereafter.
every accusation a confession
- How the hell are you gonna be bad at cookie cutter build simulators? I'm asking as a hard working honest person who is good at their job here.
- Hey, he works hard fighting the culture war every day. You can't understand the mental toll of having
i went to college and no one will hire me now (i'm either 'over qualified' for unrelated entry level jobs or 'under qualified' for anything related to my fields of study)
workers: please mr. porky, please let me work just one more hour this week at the slop depot! I need to pay rent!
porky: NO ONE WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE! THIS WHOLE COUNTRY IS LAZY!
workers: please mr. porky, give me a job, i'm begging you, look, look, i went into crippling debt to get a college degree!
porky: DEGREE?! COLLEGE STUDENTS ARE LAZY WOKE GOOD FOR NOTHING COMMIES WHO DON'T WANT TO WORK A DAY IN THEIR LIVES! (not pictured: porky's nephew with a degree in '''communications''', given a high-level job they are unqualified for)
workers: but mr. porky i thought you were a 'jobs creator'?
porky: THAT'S RIGHT YOU PEONS WOULD HAVE NOTHING WITHOUT ME! BY THE WAY I'M FIRING 99% OF THE WORKFORCE AND REPLACING THEM WITH AI THAT DOESN'T WORK, AND THE 1% REMAINING WILL DO ALL THE EXTRA WORK FOR NO ADDITIONAL PAY! NOW TELL ME I'M AN AMAZING GENIUS INNOVATOR OR ELSE I'M CUTTING YOUR HOURS TO ONE DAY A WEEK!
- There will be a day where humanity looks back and laughs at a system where you had to ask for permission to work, let alone from uptight elitists that keep angrily yelling at the work itself to start doing itself.
College sucks, but Elon sucks more. Much more. I should know, I have a degree.
seems like the trade off that's already here is this:
blue collar/trade: destroy your body, potentially good pay but it varies wildly, expect to work 50-70 hr weeks, great job security in your field (better with union)
white collar/office: save your body (but destroy it in other ways), good pay generally compared to labor put in, 40-45 hr weeks, extremely precarious job security, expect long periods of unemployment
i used to get jealous of hearing every redditor complain about their coding job, my options were taken from me so it's a bit of bitterness, but now it should just be
we are all proles together
- Yeah it seems that blue vs white collar thing really tries to drum up that resentment that you described. Classic divide and conquer.
He does not meet his own requirement for respect, lmao
- The guy respects what he can never be.
What's up with the "blue collar" vs "white collar" division the bourgeoisie drive between the working class? Conservatives seem to think all white collar workers are billionaires or something?
- Blue collar man straight and big
  White collar "man" gay and soy
I had to drop out of college after a year and I’m still pissed off about it a decade later shut the fuck up musk
Being conscious about being dumber than most other people sucks. Fucking I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream bullshit. I fucking hate society
When is he not taking time off at this point

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