My retirement plan depends on the collapse of society.
Look on the bright side, high stress poverty life style has a good chance of killing you in your 50s of an early heart attack!
Already on 2 different meds for blood pressure and just turned 30 aw ywaaaaaaa 😎😎😎
Which is still a while after the revolution. Checks out.
Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.
cries in poverty
Don't worry, you don't have to live until 97 if you retire earlier 🫂
I ran the numbers, have you considered dying young?
12 gauge retirement plan for me
Rest easy, in the US, because of the QOL disparities, current tables aren't publicizing how much less time poor people get once they "retire", which now includes working for the most part and collecting social security disadvantageously early. It's 4-6 years less life for the poor's collecting SS at lower rates--so you won't need a full 11 minutes of funds, probably 8 or 9.
Eleven whole minutes‽ Ooh, check out Monies Georg over here!
If you want to retire, just go live in a forest at that point.
Living in a forest takes a lot of hard work if you intend to stay alive. Not what most retirees are looking for.
That's the point I'm trying to make. It's still a better retirement plan.
There's the problem. He did financial planning. Buy property, tools, plant fruit trees and learn to garden and forage.
Lemme just plant a doctor tree for all the healthcare I'll need later in life.
My retirement plan depends on the collapse of society.
Look on the bright side, high stress poverty life style has a good chance of killing you in your 50s of an early heart attack!
Already on 2 different meds for blood pressure and just turned 30 aw ywaaaaaaa 😎😎😎
Which is still a while after the revolution. Checks out.