My retirement plan depends on the collapse of society.
58 0 ReplyLook on the bright side, high stress poverty life style has a good chance of killing you in your 50s of an early heart attack!
16 0 ReplyAlready on 2 different meds for blood pressure and just turned 30 aw ywaaaaaaa 😎😎😎
3 0 ReplyWhich is still a while after the revolution. Checks out.
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Show off
31 0 ReplyRight? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.
cries in poverty
8 0 ReplyMr. 11-fucking-minutes of joy and solitude, rubbing it in our faces. He’s just like Jeff Bezos.
Asshole.
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Don't worry, you don't have to live until 97 if you retire earlier 🫂
16 0 ReplyI ran the numbers, have you considered dying young?
15 0 Reply12 gauge retirement plan for me
8 0 ReplyRest easy, in the US, because of the QOL disparities, current tables aren't publicizing how much less time poor people get once they "retire", which now includes working for the most part and collecting social security disadvantageously early. It's 4-6 years less life for the poor's collecting SS at lower rates--so you won't need a full 11 minutes of funds, probably 8 or 9.
5 0 ReplyEleven whole minutes‽ Ooh, check out Monies Georg over here!
1 0 ReplyIf you want to retire, just go live in a forest at that point.
2 4 ReplyLiving in a forest takes a lot of hard work if you intend to stay alive. Not what most retirees are looking for.
6 0 ReplyThat's the point I'm trying to make. It's still a better retirement plan.
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There's the problem. He did financial planning. Buy property, tools, plant fruit trees and learn to garden and forage.
1 4 ReplyLemme just plant a doctor tree for all the healthcare I'll need later in life.
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