Instead of Spot showing up, I hope this shows up instead when people mistype their search for "Datascat".
If you want a template:
"I am fully functional... but not all functions would be considered pleasant."
I have no idea what this is about, but it reads like someone who's never seen Star Trek.
Captain Picard had an uncomfortable conversation with Data, after which Data defecated android chunks on Picard’s couch. This power move immediately promoted Data to Captain, which caused Picard to be demoted to Commander. Picard then had to order couch cleaning.
In keeping with his new rank, he was relocated to a cabinet
Who else instinctively zoomed in on last panel with the couch to see if they edited it?
Just me then?
I checked. Thought that fold might be a streak.
