8/10 for effort, 10/10 for style, but 3.5/10 for execution. The phrase too cute by half springs to mind, but this is closer to too cute by three quarters.
What the hell are you talking about? This couldn't be more on point! The execution is flawless...
"The country’s gross inequality and corruption are reflected in the organisation of the convention, with donors paying up to $5m for a seat in luxury suites at the venue. The event’s $85m budget is almost fully funded by the uber-wealthy and influential big-money groups in what one prominent journalist has described as a “pay-to-play” scheme."
"Biden, a white, has already named his Vice President Kamala Harris, a Black, as his preferred successor to lead the former British colony, which is riven by ancient ethnic and racial hatreds."
This is fucking perfect. It's practically a nottheonion article.
As usual, Al Jazeera has no idea what they are talking about. Democrats invited Republicans into a grand coalition. By doing this, they took a simple Presidental campaign and made it a movement. While you can stop a campaign, you can't stop a movement.
A summary of the current US elections in the language and reporting style US media routinely uses for reporting on elections in the global south.
This piece is satire. It's intentionally mischaracterizing to highlight how often US media woefully mischaracterizes the nuances of other countries.
In that way it's kind of similar to you accusing Al Jazeera of having no idea what they're talking about, when you've failed to understand what they're talking about.