I would love for you to surprise me from behind right now...you arrive and take me all for yourself [f]

You look like someone who should get what you ask for.

But if I did that I would block the sun and ruin the beautiful view.

If I arrive home to you and the 1st thing I see you leaning on your back like this, you are definitely going to to be getting a good ol pounding for sure

Please read the rules and add a gender tag!

So. How WOULD that work? You're bent over in lingerie and basically naked, Joe blow enters the room, sticks it in and you're just like oh wow I didn't expect to have a dudes penis inside me today?