the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net 3 mo. ago

"THE HOTTEST TATTOO-MY HONOR!"

IT IS HOT, FOLKS, THE HOTTEST, BELIEVE ME, TO GET A TATTOO OF THE GRADUALLY DRYING WET BOY. IT WILL GET YOU LAID THE BEST. BELIEVE ME. YOUR DATES WILL SAY "SIR, SIR, THIS IS A VERY HOT TATTOO" trump-anguish

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Obama said "that's hot", Paris Hilton coined "that's hot" but folks, folks, we're saying us - patriots - we're saying THAT'S HOT.
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  The people's VOLCEL VANGUARD are on the scene! PLEASE RESERVE YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS FOR STRATEGIC ACTS OF MASS REVOLUTIONARY CUMMING!!!
- why'd they make him so fat tho
With an upside down flag and the agent with a Popeye forearm? Dire tattoo.
- To be slightly fair, the flag is upside down in the original photo.
What's up with the flag here? Is it supposed to look like Trump is holding it? Is he bending a flagpole with his mighty McNuggies™-powered strength? In the original photo, it's just a flag that's waving above Trump, so I guess the tattooist took some liberties, but it looks like ass.

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