With those other rules in place no self-respecting Penguin would set foot in that place anyway
46 0 Reply34 1 ReplyDamn right, I wanna kick back with Opus and Bill the cat!
Profanity? Naturally. Booze? Of course. Nudity? Nobody's dressing Opus. (And hookers, with Bill)
TheSign lists all the mandatory elements for a righteous evening, Bill's way: breaking all the rules
Ah, reverse psychology.
Cigars all around!
4 0 ReplyMan I need to find the record I have that came with this comic.
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30 0 ReplyFunny story actually... you know that Robbie Williams song Me And My Monkey? Well, all that, but switch the monkey with a penguin.
8 0 ReplyOh wow, Robbie Williams has a penguin?
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Seems like your average penguin is covered under the "no nudity" policy. But I like the idea that a penguin walked in with shorts and a tshirt on and they were like, dammit, take down the sign, we need to add one more.
19 0 ReplyPenguins are always following the black or white tie dresscode.
6 0 ReplyDont get into KitKatClub I guess
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"I don't care if his name is Tux – get him out of here!"
14 0 ReplyWhat did the penguins do?
13 0 ReplyHack their windows 95 billing system
5 0 ReplyIDK, you tell me.
3 0 ReplyThey were probably nude
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They forcibly installed Linux on all the computers
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Q: What did the nude penguin say to the profane alcoholic? A: I don't remember but it had something to do with smoking.
13 0 ReplyIf she starts smoking, use more lube.
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Well then I'll just look elsewhere for my escort
8 0 ReplyThat's weird I just looked the place up and they sell all kinds of beer there lol
8 0 ReplyNot sure if it's because of the liquor license or other regulation, but this is to prevent customers from bringing their own alcohol in.
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So no linux users. Their loss
8 0 Reply8 0 ReplyThe second one made me dislike them, but the fifth one was the straw that broke the camel's back.
7 0 ReplyAre puffins allowed at least?
7 0 ReplyBanned from club: penguins
5 0 ReplyWe need an Openstreetmap Tag for that
2 0 ReplyBanned from club: penguins from Club Penguin Island (the fictional location)
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This is kind of redundant isn’t it? Every penguin I’ve ever known swears, smokes and drinks like a sailor. And I’ve never seen one dressed in clothes.
5 0 ReplyWhat do you mean? They all wear a tuxedo
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The power of suggestion has turned the f in profanity into a tiny penguin facing away from me.
3 0 ReplyNo Tux, no bux.
2 0 ReplyIt doesn't say "No drugs" tho, I'm finna get lit in that bitch 😈
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