Anon is the very model of a Russian Major General

Some of the stuff on 4chan is pure gold.

Unfortunately "some" is the operative word there lol
- That's why I get my 4chan here.
Like, who's coming up with Scientist Salarian parodies for the Russian offensive? Crazy people and geniuses, often of a completely separated camp.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major-General%27s_Song
- Scientist Salarian parodies
  Lol
- They're actually parodying the song from the end of season 3 of Reboot.
- Have you seen what geniuses do when they not doing shit like discovering AC electricity? In that case, he dated a pigeon. There is not even a fine line between crazy and genius, it's merely that genius is just another flavor of crazy.

Another fun fact: Major General was originally Sergeant Major General, which is why Lieutenant General is a higher rank even though Majors outrank Lieutenants.
- What about Major Tom?
- Another fun fact is you can't Major in General studies in most universities.
- But don't brigadiers outrank sergeant majors?

I avoid windows

Use linux then,
- Jesus, you fuckers are everywhere 😂
- I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/LInux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
  Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.
  There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.