I got a good deal on this helmet but everyone keeps laughing at me when I wear it. I don't get it.
I got a good deal on this helmet but everyone keeps laughing at me when I wear it. I don't get it.
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I want to create a whole backstory about a Smith who was wronged by a lord and made him this ceremonial helmet as a gift and presented it at a formal ceremony
The only problem is that there's a pretty solid chance this was by special request. Maybe the smith in your story gives it to the lord and the lord just thinks it's awesome. His enemies will tremble before his erect and throbbing masculinity!
Nothing more... interesting than a giant cock running across the battlefield.
Confirming the opinions of every peasant on the field
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