Heroes and Herpes are just one letter apart in the alphabet

Just the o changes to p which is also next in the alphabet

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Sounds like the name of a very strange role playing game.
- I thought the same thing.
  
  I’d play it. Sounds hilarious. Like cards against humanity as an rpg.
Which word were you looking up, tho'?
- Hermes
- While actually taking a shower, I was thinking about my current favorite game Heroes Forge. In Linux (snap; it's also for mobile), its window title is just "Heroes" and I was like visually picturing that word in my head, when I noticed, just another line on the o would make it "Herpes" and those letters are also next to each other in the alphabet. I saved that thought to post it here after the shower.
  
  (The game is very fun btw. Like only the battles of old Final Fantasy games, no walking around; no story. It just has a bug where it downloads its 200MB asset file to a temp dir where it gets deleted every boot, but easy to wrap in a shell start script that tars and untars it, if missing.)
  
  Stopped reading after, "While taking a shower". TMI and redundant.
  
  whew,
Heroes with herpes and villainous turkeys

Catching a virus from a girl in her thirties

Mouth parts all covered with pustules that sting

Those are a few of my favourite things
And the keyboard
Earth's Mightiest Herpes.
Funnily enough, this still holds up in Spanish.
- And French
  
  I think you’ve found a conspiracy.
  
  It's not the same in French. Héros vs herpès.
peak shower thought
Bunt

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