And you left out the tomatoes

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“It even levitates. There is no pleasing you, Father.”
You wish now that our pizzas had been exchanged. That I had died and Boromir brought 5-cheese pizza?
- Nah. Boromir would have brought 5 four-cheese pizzas.
  
  "That's twenty cheeses total!"
  
  "Father, that's not how..."
  
  "Twenty cheeses! Twenty!"
“You want tomato slices?”

“No! Whole tomatoes you can bite like an apple!”
- Eugh watching him eat tomatoes was a terrible day to have eyes
  
  Poor Pippin lol
There are FOUR cheeses!
Five-cheese pizza?

En esta economía??!
Faramir FFS stop being a lazy bum!
And Peter would have brought me a strawberry milkshake!
- Dave would have hooked me up with a kick ass speaker system!
This made me so hungry, I might order pizza
- I'm in the same place emotionally.
Five pizzas is a bit much, I think.
I'm convinced that Denethor is actually the real villain of LotR. Sauron wanted to unite a divided land and eliminate the racism that was endemic.
- Also Faramir is way better than Boromir so he clearly cant judge class
- That's nice

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