Oh boy...
What?
A certain someone has a penchant for making sweet love to upholstered furniture (allegedly).
Many people, the best people, are talking about how he had sex with an ottoman in an apartment dumpster. Did he really do this horrible thing? Why did he do it? I'm just asking questions.
Who? The person pictured in the meme?
EDIT: Average Lemmy moment, ask a genuine question and get downvoted for it. Thanks guys, very helpful and not at all similar to what Redditors do 👍
It was the sectional's fault, she was wearing Naugahyde, she clearly wanted it, I'm not weird you're weird.