One time i got made fun of for bringing a carpenters pencil into school

Shoulda owned them by saying "more like mr fat pencil fat dick"

Would have been fine if you hadn’t been taking notes on a 2x4

Well, the jokes on them, when some rich dignitary with a flat vagina shows up and nobody can satisfy her because all of them have normal fingers and penises, you're gonna be on top

Get a load of ol' Chunky Lead over here