Can't see Kirk ever giving in to the dark side, but Sisko or Janeway...
Janeway: "I will never allow -"
Sith: "We have coffee."
Janeway: "I'm going to personally tuvix the shit out of any je-die I find, the women and the children too."(Garack voice: especially the women and children...)
Aeronmelon is right about Sisko, and Janeway was forced into a desperate survival situation while still doing her best to maintain the ideals of the Federation.
Kirk and Riker wouldn't comprehend (nor bother to) the force, they would just gravitate towards where the hot women at.
"Set course to the nearest sith bikini planet, we need to perform ... erm, like emergency plasma polarity manifolds maintenance or something.
Pink alert!"
Something that I feel should get more attention: bowl-cut half bangs get super itchy. I am suspicious of any culture that settles on them as a stylistic default.
He may not, but Janeway could teach
TuvixDarth Spock a few things about the dark side...There are those that consider Janeway’s Captaincy to be… unnatural.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Tuvix The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Janeway would tell you. The dark side of transporter accidents are a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing himself, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught Janeway everything he knew, then she killed him in a transporter cycle. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Not anymore... that those still alive would admit to publicly:-).
The doctor said he had something to add, but now all he ever says is: "please state the nature of the medical emergency?"
Live long and prosper with the dork side,
or die & become a shitty monochrome ghost.So, the options are between a shitty monochrome ghoul or a shitty monochrome ghost?
No, no - that is for
badly writtennot written characters that switch sides like Italy during WWII.The S(h)ith had longevity, life through force (my headcanon to make for a better world building is also that Sidious was actively keeping Anal Kin alive through force, thats why the roasted wiener guy deaded immediately after the static-electricity challenged teacher "did").
But it's not all fun & cookies - sith also had to suffer the insufferable Darth Cleanex
I asked AI to give me a star trek/wars mashup of Kirk
Not bad, but too much shirt still intact.
Come to the dark side, Kirk. We've got brownies.
