China set to launch BonziBuddy '2.0' according to Yin Hejun Minister of Science And Technology.

"AI sucks my butthole" he said in a translated interview to Business Insider, "so we're bringing back that old bastard BonziBuddy, remember him?" He went on, "little shit is going to do all sorts of cool shit like play Minecraft for you or order take out. It's not going to be stupid like it used to be all spyware and shit, nuh-uh, we're doing it way better so be on the lookout for the ape."