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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world Track_Shovel @slrpnk.net 4 mo. ago

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- Synthetic urine exists.
  
  Yeah, but it never tastes quite the same.
  
  But it's still sterile though, and I like the taste
- I cannot work while high. I've seen others do it, quite impressively, but the paranoia alone would literally kill me.
  
  Tried doing a simple create-react-app under the influence once (off the clock). Shit took me a full hour to get running.
  
  Called it a night and played the new system shock instead. Oh my god that was fucking amazing.
  
  You might have a normally functioning brain, though. This is essentially a self-medicating starter pack for people with ADHD.
- Also living places without draconian laws also exists
  
  I completely forgot there were alternatives to this.
- ¿¡Porque no los quatros!?
The 'hippie speedball'

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