God of rain may not like that and send a zeus bolt at you... Otherwise I love it lol.
13 0 ReplyOh I had not considered the gods! Curses…
5 0 ReplyOnly after reading this did I realize that this isn’t !atheism@lemmy.world
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Them calves tho…
11 0 ReplyOh! Hubby is a mountain biker, he will be delighted to hear of the calf appreciation
10 1 ReplyTell him ElJefe from lemmy says he’s jealous!
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Get a bunch of friends with the same umbrella, go out to a public place, and yell “SHIELDWALL!”
10 0 ReplyIf i had seen an umbrella like this from my office window, it would have given me a good chuckle. You will be sure to brighten other's dreary days.
8 0 ReplyHow fucking stupid.
13 5 ReplyI dunno, i was 14 once.
10 0 ReplyWell good morning to you sir!
7 0 Replywith a penis, that's how.
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This would be perfect for mounting to a pole sticking out at the front of my bicycle.
4 0 ReplyHasa Diga Eebowai
3 0 Reply'I love to say 'fuck'' What? No Murderdolls/Wednesday 13 people here?
2 0 ReplyI say fuck every night and day
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Y'all know this umbrella wasn't bought to block rain, right?
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