This can't possibly go wrong
This can't possibly go wrong
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The sentinelese see right through that bullshit. Leave them alone.
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Sometimes I wonder if they're the last sane people on the planet. Then I remember we have antibiotics, and my mom has a power wheelchair, and I wonder if there can't be some middle ground.
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Yep. From the North Sentinel Island wikipedia page:
The islanders have been observed shooting arrows at boats, as well as at **low-flying helicopters. **
If they’re shooting at a helicopter, I don’t think they’ll think about a bunch of drones any differently.
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At this point I'm getting concerned with the amount of climate change we've got going on if they may be forced to relocate in the not too distant future
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It won't work if we are already their demons.
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Already happened with cargo cults didn't it.
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No - drone light shows weren't used in cargo cults
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You don't say! I hope my meaning was clear.
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You don't know that.
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You gotta go all the way and also get a few LRAD devices to project the voice of God.
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But if the tribe is uncontacted no one outside the tribe can speak their language
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That's not necessarily true. They may speak the same language, or a very similar language as/to a tribe nearby that is contacted.
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Program an AI to detect and roughly learn the language.
Really put the matrix to the test. Can AI effectively lead the most basic "civilization" left on the planet and then watch elon fuck it up.
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They've even constructed fake airfields and hand carved wooden headphones to simulate air traffic control. Wild.
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Starlink is probably already causing some inadvertent tribal child sacrafices
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...or not
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AINZ OOAL GOWN!!!
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Or don't, because your forefathers are the reason why they want to stay uncontacted in the first place.
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If you haven't you should read up on cargo cults. Very interesting phenomenon.
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It can only go wrong for the lands my people will conquer for me >:D
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Or you could rot in prison instead.
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Easier to just throw a Coke out of a plane. 😏
You must be crazy
Gods...
Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY
Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY
Crazy? I was crazy once. I was locked in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats drive me CRAAZZZZYYY
Everything I know about honey badgers I learnt because of a bottle of coke.
Oof. That movie was one hell of ride.
Which movie?