Why is everyone so obsessed with saving the planet?

Newsflash: the Earth doesn’t give a damn about your recycling habits.

It’s been around for billions of years and will be here long after humanity is gone.

Meanwhile, you're all busy patting yourselves on the back for using paper straws that turn into mush in 5 seconds.

Congrats on the virtue signaling, but the dolphins aren’t sending you thank-you notes anytime soon.

#EcoWarriors #PlanetIndifference #VirtueSignalingAtItsFinest