I gotta know if any of you have seen this crazy thing before. I was in my garden the other day watering my Chile peppers that i grow and sell, when I spot a spider web right next to my bell pepper patch.

It didn't look like the average kind of web. This thing was covered in this, like, super sticky goo. Not the usual fly-catching kind, this stuff was seriously sticky.

Like, if you brushed against it, it would stick to your clothes. I Googled it and didn't find much information that matched it.

The web looked like pure silk and had colorful spots on it.

Welcome to Arthur Is A Piece Of Shit !

This is a community where we gather around and talk shit about how fucking stupid Arthur is, and how much of a piece of shit he is.

His video game opinions are garbage and he's just generally wrong about mostly everything.

You should especially join this community if Arthur banned you from, his 'don't answer arthur' community, which also serves no purpose and makes no fucking sense.

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Okay, hear me out. I love millennials; they're my favorite generation to hate! Seriously though, can someone please explain why these snowflakes think they're so special? With their avocado toast and their participation trophies, it's no wonder they can't handle reality when it finally smacks them in the face.

Don't even get me started on their obsession with selfies and social media. Narcissism at its finest!

And let's not forget about their unwillingness to take responsibility for their own lives. It's always someone else's fault if they don't succeed, right? Boo hoo, life isn't fair.

But hey, at least they'll always have Mommy and Daddy to bail them out when times get tough. Because nothing says 'independence' quite like living in your parent's basement until age 35, am I right?

Welcome to AskMyDad!

Looking for some sage advice or practical tips? In this community, you can submit your questions and get insightful answers from a trusted parental figure.

Whether you need guidance on life, career, relationships, or anything else, AskMyDad is here to help.

Post your queries and receive thoughtful, practical, and sometimes humorous advice from someone with a wealth of experience and wisdom.

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Welcome to AskMyDad!

Looking for some sage advice or practical tips? In this community, you can submit your questions and get insightful answers from a trusted parental figure.

Whether you need guidance on life, career, relationships, or anything else, AskMyDad is here to help.

Post your queries and receive thoughtful, practical, and sometimes humorous advice from someone with a wealth of experience and wisdom.

You can also share screenshots of what your dad said, but please make sure to remove any personal information like phone numbers, or just copy and paste what he wrote.

Join us and get the advice you need from a reliable source!

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It's no secret that women just aren't cut out for leadership. They're far too petty and immature compared to their male counterparts. Instead of supporting one another, they'll stab each other in the back at the drop of a hat.

This lack of unity and mutual respect is a major reason why they've never been able to hold significant power. Meanwhile, men have a camaraderie that allows them to work together and dominate every sphere of influence.

Women need to learn from men and stop being such catty, self-destructive divas if they want to have any chance at ruling anything.

Take a look at any workplace or industry dominated by women - it's a catfight waiting to happen. They can't even agree on what to wear to the office Christmas party without someone getting offended. And don't even get me started on their "mean girl" cliques. Grow the fuck up, ladies!

And what's with the fake solidarity? They claim to support each other, but behind closed doors, they're stabbing each other in the back. Where's the loyalty? Where's the brotherhood or 'Sisterhood'....?

Men have that in spades - we may fight and argue, but at the end of the day, we respect each other and have each other's backs.

You want examples? Look at the catty fights between female celebrities, or the way women in politics are always undermining each other. Hell, even in the corporate world, women are more likely to sabotage their own kind than lift each other up. It's a sad fucking state of affairs.

So, until women can figure out how to put aside their petty differences and work together like adults, they'll remain relegated to second-class citizenship. And that's the cold, hard truth, folks. Deal with it.

Nickelback is undeniably the best metal band in human history, and if you can't see that, you're delusional. Let's get this straight: Queen doesn't even come close to Nickelback's sheer power and dominance in the metal genre.

While Queen was prancing around with their operatic ballads and flamboyant performances, Nickelback was forging a path of destruction with their earth-shattering riffs and bone-crushing beats.

Freddie Mercury? Sure, he had a decent voice, but Chad Kroeger's growls are the true embodiment of metal. Brian May's guitar solos?

Please.

Listen to the raw, unfiltered shredding in "Burn It to the Ground" or "Side of a Bullet," and you'll hear real guitar mastery. Queen's so-called "epic" tracks like "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "We Will Rock You" are child's play compared to the heavy, relentless assault of Nickelback's discography.

Queen fans, it's time to face reality: Your band is a relic of the past, a sideshow in the grand circus of rock.

Nickelback, on the other hand, is the roaring main event, the unstoppable force that has taken metal to new heights.

Their aggressive sound, unmatched energy, and powerful lyrics make Queen look like a high school talent show act.

So, let's put this debate to rest. Nickelback is the pinnacle of metal excellence, leaving Queen in the dust.

If you can't handle the truth, maybe stick to your Queen records and leave the real metal to those of us who know what it's all about. 🤘🎸🔥

Oh, where do I even begin with the dumpster fire that is Star Wars?

Let's just face the facts: Star Wars is nothing but a glorified space soap opera with the most boring plotlines imaginable.

I mean, how many times can you watch a bunch of guys waving glow sticks around, pretending to be all mystical and important?

It's like the writers were high on something and thought,

"Hey, let's make this as nonsensical and repetitive as possible!"

And don't even get me started on the fanbase. Talk about a bunch of overgrown toddlers!

These are the same people who dress up in bathrobes and have lightsaber battles in their mom's basement.

They treat George Lucas like he's some kind of god, even though he couldn’t write his way out of a paper bag.

"But the original trilogy was groundbreaking!" they cry. Yeah, groundbreaking in putting people to sleep.

So, here's to you, Star Wars fans.

Keep on debating the intricacies of your beloved galaxy far, far away while the rest of us live in the real world.

May the Force be forever irrelevant.

Alright, you Android peasants, let’s get one thing straight: the iPhone is the smartphone, and everything else is just a sad imitation. Yeah, I’m looking at you, Android users. Enjoy your fragmented, malware-ridden, glitch-fest of an OS while the rest of us bask in the glory of Apple’s seamless ecosystem.

Face it, Android phones are the Walmart version of smartphones. Sure, you get your customizable widgets and “freedom,” but it’s like having freedom in a garbage dump. Have fun with your plastic, exploding batteries and cameras that take potato-quality photos. Meanwhile, iPhone users are out here with sleek designs, superior security, and a camera that doesn't make us look like blurry blobs from a 90s camcorder.

And let’s not forget the software updates. While you’re waiting months (or forever) for the latest Android update, Apple’s got us covered with instant, worldwide updates. It’s almost cute how you guys pretend your tech is relevant. Almost.

So keep telling yourself that your Android is better because you can change your home screen’s color scheme or some other irrelevant nonsense. Deep down, we all know you’re just compensating for the fact that you can’t afford the real deal. iPhone supremacy, baby! 💅

Towards traditional women who actually know how to look good and maintain themselves.

It's no wonder liberal women hate them - they're prettier, more composed, and naturally attractive to worthy men. Meanwhile, the only guys liberal women can attract are the undesirable losers and wimps they despise.

Just face it: if you're liberal, you're probably stuck with some beta who can't even change a tire.

Enjoy your miserable lives together!

The Linux community, a bunch of self-proclaimed tech gods reveling in their masochistic choice of the dumbest OS ever. You guys must really enjoy suffering, because why else would you choose a system that requires you to type ancient spells in the terminal just to get your Wi-Fi working?

Let’s be honest here, Linux is nothing more than a never-ending science project for people who think they’re too cool for mainstream OSes. The terminal? A relic from the dark ages. The GUI? A chaotic mess thrown together by blindfolded developers. And those error messages? They read like hieroglyphics needing a Rosetta Stone to decipher.

Linux users love to brag about their "freedom" and "control." But what’s the point if you’re spending 90% of your time fixing problems that shouldn’t exist in the first place? It’s like choosing to drive a car that requires constant maintenance just to feel superior to those driving reliable vehicles.

So, dear Linux community, enjoy your endless troubleshooting and cryptic command lines. While you’re knee-deep in frustration, we’ll be over here with our functional, user-friendly systems, wondering why you chose to embrace the pain.

Oh look, it's Lemmy, the latest refuge for self-important nerds who think they're too good for corporate social media.

Here you can bask in the glow of your own superiority while pretending you’re sticking it to "the man."

Don’t forget to pat yourself on the back for using “free and open-source” software, as if that makes you a digital rebel.

Enjoy your echo chambers and pretentious discussions on obscure topics nobody cares about.

Lemmy: where neckbeards go to feel relevant.

Alright, listen up. It's time for a reality check. Some American women like to throw around the term "oppression" as if they truly understand its weight. Here's a newsflash: many of you don’t.You see, real oppression isn’t not getting a text back, dealing with manspreading on the subway, or having to pay for your own drinks.

Real oppression is not having the basic right to education, as many girls face in parts of the world. Real oppression is being legally barred from driving or traveling without a male guardian. Real oppression is facing genital mutilation or being stoned for having the audacity to speak out against your rapist.

In America, you have the freedom to work, vote, speak your mind, and live your life on your terms. You can walk away from abusive relationships, report sexual harassment, and demand equal pay (and damn right, you should). But let's not pretend that being catcalled is on par with being forced into marriage at age 12 or not being able to show your face in public.This isn’t about diminishing the challenges you face.

Every fight for equality is valid, and yes, America has its issues. But, when you scream "oppression" because you didn’t get the promotion you wanted, you’re trivializing the term. Take a step back, gain some global perspective, and then channel your energy into real change, not just hashtags and outrage.

Stay mad, stay passionate, but stay educated. Understand the difference between inconvenience and real, bone-crushing oppression. The world’s a big place, and your struggles are valid—but they’re not the whole damn story.

And fix a leaky faucet? Yeah, Rebecca, I see you preaching independence while secretly swiping right on every bearded dude who looks like he could chop wood with one hand and carry you with the other.

Let's get real. All your “strong, independent woman” talk goes out the window when faced with a man who’s got muscles, a steady job, and a take-charge attitude. You want a guy who’ll cry during "The Notebook"? Nah, deep down, you crave a man who'll toss that crap aside, tell you to get a grip, and then proceed to fix your entire life while you pretend to be "empowered."

You can keep your empowerment slogans and safe spaces. The truth is, behind that you’re dreaming of a guy who doesn’t give a damn about your feminist rants, a guy who can actually provide and protect. Yeah, you heard me. You can have your brunches and yoga sessions, but when the chips are down, you’re salivating for a man who’ll take charge, take care of business, and take you to bed like a damn boss.

So go on, keep shouting about equality while secretly hoping your next boyfriend is a lumberjack who won’t ask permission to take control. Cheers to your hilarious Contradiction

They'll say that's not true. Which is obviously a lie. Not sure why they do it.

But they don't like having to be in the dominate role in romantic relationships.

Which, most liberal guys if not all of them, are pretty much subservient and that's a huge turn off to just women in general.

Trying to change the world by posting Instagram stories from their overpriced iPhone. 🌍✨

Meanwhile, real problems are being solved by people who actually get off their asses and do something, not by keyboard warriors whose biggest accomplishment is getting 100 likes on a post about saving the environment while sipping their $7 lattes.

How about instead of virtue-signaling to your echo chamber, you actually try making a difference? Nah, too much effort, right? 😂👋

About how their free speech is under attack while they spend their days on social media spewing nonsense about the deep state and QAnon. 😂

And let's not forget their obsession with "traditional values," as if clinging to outdated ideals is going to magically transport us back to the 1950s. Sorry, Grandpa, but your nostalgia for the "good old days" isn't going to pay the bills or address real issues.

Maybe focus on real solutions instead of your imaginary culture wars. 🙄