This is the kind of old guy I want to age into

Quaid, start the reactor.

A handsome, old, cigar-smoking swordsman with a dog Kuato. #retirement goals

This is so ancient that chihuahua probably passed away of old age

False! That Chihuahua is immortal.
- Yeah... I'm usually on team "dogs are perfect and eternal" but my experiences have prejudiced me that chihuahuas are some kind of fake dog
- Yes, lesser demons are technically still demons and thus immortal.

Well, I won't have any more dogs because I can no longer take proper care of one (much less multiple), but yeah, this would be me otherwise.

Hell, I have shown people my edged item collection with my dog on my lap before, I just wasn't as old as I am now lol. I'm particularly proud of a keris from bali that I got as a gift, and I remember showing it off to a small gathering at my home, while everyone was so busy playing with the dog that nobody even remembered the thing the next day. Like, c'mon, it's over a hundred years old, and has been in the same family until it was given to me.

In fairness, my dog at the time was amazing. I wouldn't have paid attention either.

He should get that tummy tumour looked at.

Duke Nukem is that you?

"I've got swords of steel. Hail to the king, baby."

I bought a Roman Gladius from a blacksmith at a Renaissance fair and was cutting my steak with it and every thing I could for the next couple weeks

Christ I hope I have better taste in kitchen cabinets

Or better taste in paper towel holders that don't look like cocks.
- It's efficient to fill your house with things that have multiple uses.
Got a good taste in swords though.

Unrealistic, he lives in a house

I will never be this cool.

The new Alien movies are a bit weird

Bossbattles material. Can't think of a proper name tho

This guy tally ho's.