It's not too late to pen The Condition of Roadies in the Live Music Circuit, and then homoerotically befriend and sponsor a disabled communist intellectual, Ms. Swift.
P.S. please also take over Amtrak and make it super fast and reliable so that you can trade that silly jet in for a lovely train car
Idk a country singer
What a perfectly cromulent fuckcrustable of a headline. Dommy needy drinky
Did we claim private-jet-girl?
I do fear cat turds, i have both cat and a nose.
Dogs fear him
CAT TURD!
Wait catturd isn't a literal child.
Jesus christ that's embaressing.
Anybody who has a username related to feces is, by default, a blockhead. Since I made this rule one dozen years ago, I have not once seen a single exception.
I did not need to know what catturd looks like
I was picturing an incredible mullet tbh