Give Trump just a bit more time and it will happen.
"It was my inauguration. So no protest. No protest. But he wanted to be America Tank Man. Dumb. My guys - my guys - my strong and powerful guys in the tank told the democrat to move. But he didn't move. So bye-bye. Lotsa people don't know this but a tank has reverse. So the tank went forward and backward. Forward and backward. Forward and backward. Very messy. Very hard to clean."
"Fist bump" might simply be a typo but I suspect it was intentional. Redditors in places like r/politics can be ridiculous but if you're a lib - you don't have to try hard or be clever to get replies. You can write down any old lib brain fart and people will talk to you. But Bluesky a like free-for-all with a very low response rate so everybody is trying all the time to be cool as possible.