Watch out, UK columnist calves are cramping
Watch out, UK columnist calves are cramping
... there was one seismic change that was overlooked by every major news outlet. Which is this: every middle-aged woman I know feels, right now, kind of … fruity. Turned on. As erotic as a British woman can feel during a wet summer.
And so however it pans out, at the beginning of this new government, the fact that they seem at the outset incredibly competent is making women of a certain age very frisky.
How do you do, fellow 45 year old vagina-havers? We sure love us a boiled ham devoid of anything even approaching an actual personality wrapped in a poorly fitting suit, don't we? Literally all of us, right?
Okay.
We sure love us a boiled ham devoid of anything even approaching an actual personality wrapped in a poorly fitting suit, don't we? Literally all of us, right?
I mean, that is an accurate description of literally all white British men, so... Yes. That's an accurate statement for heterosexual, 45 year old, white British women.
what the goddam eff