“You wouldn’t download a car, would you?”
“Nah, I’m too busy downloading cum.”
58 0 ReplyI think I dated Apple back in college.
33 1 Replyoh yeah. this is where they anounced their new file cache system called dumpster.
24 0 Reply20 0 ReplyHehe... Loads.
16 0 ReplyOH NAAAH
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Shit, and here I’ve been getting it manually the whole. Now I know.
16 0 ReplyWhy compile your own when you can just download?
10 0 ReplyRisk of viruses.
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“TRY NOT TO DOWNLOAD ANY APPS ON YOUR WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!”
12 1 Reply"well mister tim, i do also download cum"
9 0 Replyguess that's why they're into appeasing dick taters
9 0 ReplyI download content that makes me generate cum so yeah I download cum
7 0 ReplyGotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
6 0 ReplyTim Cook be like
4 0 ReplyTim Apple is a ho with a body count of 60 billion.
4 0 ReplyWhat does it say?
3 0 Reply60 billion cum downloads
23 0 ReplyNo, I mean, what was it supposed to say
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Duh, it's the internet
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