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This goes against the natural order

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- That is a slick burn
- Is that his real hair or a wig tho?
  
  It's a major problem either way.
- He looks like in his first movies. Is this really a new one?
  
  No, it's from Find Me Guilty (2006). It's a 7/10 on imdb and 63% rotten tomatoes. He's a mobster who won't testify against associates.
- At 40, I'd say
Isn't this movie like 17 years old?
- It can't be less than 20.
  
  "Find me guilty", 2006.
- It's from '06, I think? Apparently Vin Diesel actually turns in a pretty good performance in this, from what I've heard.
Damn. He looks a bit like Louis Rossmann.
- And as always, I hope you learned something.
  
  That dude is going to merge with his barcalounger one of these days and we will all end up watching a weirdly swole chair yelling about Apple, and I am totally here for that.
- Has Louis Rossman dressed up as Vin Diesel on Halloween? We will never known
- The Fast and the Right to Repair
Vinnie Kerosene
- Vincent Petroleum
Find Me Guilty came out in 2006 mate.
Man this is cursed. It makes his head look bigger than it already is.
- Older too
Isn't this from that old mafia movie of his?
- "Find Me Guilty" in 2006, yeah. I recognized it immediately. He was way bald at the time but damn if I couldn't tell that wasn't natural hair. The makeup department did really good work.
Fast and Furriest
- this comment shows that while we don't need an downvote button clearly we need some button skewed into some other plane of humor that henceforth i would use "private mode" to read
Some people just look better without hair.
It's like the twist in the 6th sense, Bruce Willis has hair!
Is it just me or does he look a tiny little bit like Nicolas Cage? lol
- Mixed with Travolta I think
  
  Ive seen that movie! Its called face off!
- I see it! I think Nic Cage has one of those faces where so many people look like him. Lol
- Giovanni Ribisi's older brother.
  
  Get ur eyes checked. No one looks like gio. 🤣
It's like Zooey Deschenel without bangs. Unrecognizable.
Don't do that.
~~Step 1: Regrow hair.~~

Step 2: Get a suit that fits.
- The technology isn't there yet
Vin there Diesel that.
Holly shit he looks like nicholas cage
This was on Boomerbook yesterday.
The pseudo mohawk makes it kind of a reverse mullet - business in the back, party in the front.
Holy crêpe!
Wait, is that Mark Sinclair?
Some people just look better without hair. Or maybe I'm just used to seeing him without.

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