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We all should have a friendly neighborhood sniper-man
Does whatever a sniper can
Does he shoot? Yes he can. That's why he's, sniper man.
in the chill of the night
Sniper-Man, Sniper-Man,
Does whatever a Sniper can
Shoots BBs any size,
When converter thieves arrive.
Look out, here comes the Sniper-Man
Is he strong?
Listen, bud-
He's got regular human blood.
He can shoot at your head.
You can run, you won't be dead.
Hey there, there goes the Sniper-Man
Bravo!
Thank you. I'm no Weird Al, but I have my moments.
Yeah! I can't foresee any potential problems with that. It's not like we have anybody else who is given guns and claim to "protect and serve". Also I'm sure everybody would be very comfortable with always being watched from above through the optics of a high powered rifle.
(To be clear I know you're joking. Hence the thick layer of /s)
Cops love the Punisher. They should be absolutely fine with a gun toting vigilante... right?