Neighbors looking out for each other.

Meanwhile, my neighbor kicked my dog, threatened to shoot my other dog, and then came onto my property and threatened to hurt me in front of my kids. To this day, he's confused about why I don't want to be his friend or talk to him.

....all because my little dog smelled his chicken, which he didn't even have enclosed, which is the law

Twist; the car owner was working on his car

We all should have a friendly neighborhood sniper-man

I like how they intentionally crossed out the correctly spelled brand name that this fake note is trying to push.

Some jacked on uppers marketing bro thinks he is a complete genius for this.

Tangentially related: I was driving in kinda-rural SE Pennsylvania last year and I passed an auto repair place that had a big lit-up sign that said "WE BUY CATALYTIC CONVERTERS". It was so blatant that I figured for sure it was a police honeypot, but if it wasn't, that's just all kinds of fucked up.

And that's the last time I tried to change my own oil at the apartment complex...

Whoever this person is I will buy them a case of beer or whatever they want.

Once when I worked in a pediatric hospital, a nurse went to drive home from the underground parking lot, and the car was making a terrible racket, so she went to the mechanic and her converter has been stolen. Like stealing from nurses at a pediatric hospital full of sick and dying children is pretty disgusting.

The hero we need.

Eagle Eye Dave. A true hero, and a real mensch.

I like how they crossed out catstrap and rewrote catstrap. "no, that's not what it's called... Hey frank what's that thing called to strap down the cat converter? A catstrap? Oh OK that was it..."

Legendary neighbor

Would a bb do much at all? If i caught someone in that position i dont think a bb would be persuasive enough

If this is a true story there is probably some damage unless BB gun guy stays strapped.

could someone who knows more than me tell me if you could potentially cop an assault with a deadly weapon charge for that?

Oh no, it's Ol' Blue!

Nice but I always found glorification and excitement with violence jarring. Too many people have this righteous justice fetish where they just look for an excuse to shoot someone. Somehow most are from USA but it could just be a coincidence.

Be like faramir "I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend." Violence and its tools isn’t to be excited about in itself. It just sometimes is a morbid reality when all else fails.

Too many people would want to kill that thief excited to try out their new glock and too many people would applaud the doer.

Somebody failed to hand out a free cat delete...

Hail corporate.

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