Joe Biden suddenly leads convicted felon Donald Trump in multiple battleground states
Joe Biden suddenly leads convicted felon Donald Trump in multiple battleground states
The Democratic president is leading his Republican challenger in three key states ahead of the presidential election.
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Felonious Trump has a nice ring to it.
Sounds like a Harry Potter villain.
I was thinking more like a jazz trombonist.
Please don't disparage trombonists by implying Trump is one of us
Wah-wah-waaaaah
What else could he play with those tiny hands?
Felonious Trump and the Goblet of Cocaine.
Felonious Trump and the Order of the Adderral.
It works on multiple levels, too. Thelonius Monk's style was all about embracing dissonance, and Trump is a walking, breathing, dissonance machine. Monk's dissonance was sonic, and Trump's is cognitive, but it still works.
*Edit: it works with album titles too! "Felonious Trump: Alone in Manhattan" is fucking hilarious.