....................I really hope you're not in public when the results are announced.
"LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!! HE'S SHITTING AND PEEING IN PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!!"
Maybe you should just stay home. Spend the night on the toilet, ya know? Of coarse, you'll have to shut off the water first, and then flush away the remaining water first.
I mean how ELSE are you going to shit and pee your pants, without making a big mess!!! If you don't shut off the water first, it's just going to clog the toilet and make it overflow.
i like how you aren't actively sure who here has shit in their pants. That's a very funny implication.
The implication of your post comes from my post, and the fact that you felt strongly enough about it to leave that specific comment on my post, for whatever reason. Unless you have no free will and have to respond to literally everything everyone says ever. In which case the contents of your post would still reflect that, i don't think you can win here.