Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?
Other than Lemmy, what are you doing tonight?
Im buzzed and looking for inspiration, whatcha up to?
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A month ago I took a really long shot and actually messaged a girl's Snapchat from a dating app. It took all the courage I had, but I just told her I was attracted to her and I wanted to be physical with her.
She's almost 30 years younger than me, and drop dead gorgeous, and goth hot.
She's on her way over right now for our third "date".
Not saying this to brag, I'm saying maybe go browse a dating app and message hot chicks and see what happens. I still can't believe this is happening to me but it is.
If a racehorse owned by Krusty the Clown and Bette Middler can do it, anyone can.
I just want to let you know it took almost two decades for someone to finally catch the reference.
It's the best portmanteau joke ever made.