I mean the one you do when you want something easy to do, but not when you're tired at the point you microwave a frozen-meal, or just cut down a piece of cheese and put it in a bread
Fake pizza: Make toast. Drizzle toast with a little bit of olive oil. Smear tomato paste on toast. Sprinkle with garlic powder and oregano. Top with a slice of provolone.
It's definitely popular here in Barcelona pan con tomate is a regular dish across Spain. It's especially hilarious when you get the little condiment container full of tomato & garlic and mini-olive oil bottle on renfe.
White bread
Put ketchup on bread
Put Kraft single on top
Put in the oven under the broiler until the cheese melts and the edge of the bread crisps
Eat it over the sink in order to not kill your mother by disrespecting the plates with that garbage
Realize you’re still hungry and make 3 more