Really depends on whether that includes the hairties holding my pigtails in place. If the pigtails stay, I think I can still walk out of this sports bar with my dignity intact.
Oh, because the rest of my outfit was just work clothes and I was tired of wearing them anyway. But I put the pigtails in braids on purpose, I'd just done it, and it looked super cute.
Okay, it took me too long to realise that you were talking about a sports bra and not a bar.
I kept thinking to myself if sports bar was like this place where people were too engrossed in drinking protein shakes to not pay attention to a naked person.
OP is talking about people being butt-naked in this winter. Err, if you have longer pigtails, I guess you could do something of that situation.