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Shaken, not stirred.
"Sir, Mr. Bond has just reached the bar."
"Impossible. I killed him last year and even if he survived: How could you possibly tell him apart from all the other guests? He gets a whole new face every few years."
"He's the only one who orders his martinis 'sHaKEn, NoT StiRrED'."
"I see. Good work, Barman."
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