Trump Boosts Message Telling Americans to ‘Shut Up’ About Egg Prices
Trump Boosts Message Telling Americans to ‘Shut Up’ About Egg Prices
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Trump Boosts Message Telling Americans to ‘Shut Up’ About Egg Prices
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Yeah, you hear that, PEASANTS? Shut the fuck up about the prices of things, and TAKE IT. Show some goddamn respect for your BETTERS.
Billionaires need some peace and quiet while they divvy up the country's spoils amongst each other. Spoils from YOUR hard labor, by the way.
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I believe the traditional response to "the peasants have no eggs" would be, "let them eat cake!"
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You need eggs to make cake
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Have they tried substituting smaller cakes for the eggs?
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Yes, but it turns out those smaller cakes need smaller eggs.
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Pheasant eggs aren't any cheaper.
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Go through the cycle a few times and maybe they can use insect eggs? Peasants have plenty of insects, right?
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Gilead decrees all women of breeding age surrender their ova immediately.
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Peasants do have each other, yes. They keep to themselves, as God intended.
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It's eggs all the way down.
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That was the "joke" from the first time around. The French version uses brioche which is just even more fancy bread.
Maybe a parallel would be "the peasants have no eggs!" -> "let them eat omelettes!"
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Let them eat quiche
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Ew, gluten free cake
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Why aren’t you wearing a suit to go grocery shopping? Show some respect!
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Have you instructed your servant to search more thoroughly?
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It can’t be that bad. What does one egg cost? Ten dollars? That’s nothing.
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Someone needs to update this for eggs....
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Also,
Whoa, whoa, whoa! There's still plenty of albumen on those eggshells! You take 'em home, throw 'em in a pot, add some broth, a potato...
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Hopefully that ↑.
But I suspect most will be like ↓
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HAHAHAA. Perfect reference. 🤣
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Have you said thank you once?
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Somehow, democrats' messaging from September made it into this thread.
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Uh-huh. 🙄
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