Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
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This doesn't effect me, I don't shop at Walmart or have more than six holes.
But when they came for me..
Texas would rather nobody came for any reason apparently
It's ok but only if a priest is present
Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:
- 2 nostrils
- 2 ears
- mouth
- urethra
- anus
Did I forget any?
Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
I find your erasure of burn victims and other with atypical anatomy very ableist.
I also never claimed to be human.
And belly buttons.
Let me introduce you to the all new Belly Button Plug, to get you to seven.