Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
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Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it's more than 6, but is Christian?
Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.
They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.
Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe
Sounds like an interesting bump stock
Hump stock
Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)
That's why we will always need human artists
You rang?
Edit: ... I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.
This is beautiful
thank you, i try.
The instance doesn't allow NSFW content, so I don't think you get the option.
Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I'm allowing it.
I hadn't even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)
Magnificent
We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“
Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.
Does a straw have two holes or one hole?
Straws have one hole.
Is your mouth and anus one hole?
Yes, and don't forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.
Yes
Christmas tree dildos you say?
I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?
I assume a menorah of dildos is out.