Oh, they got literally nothing on this guy
Oh, they got literally nothing on this guy
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AI has determined the culprit is a statue of Jesus with abs and 14 fingers riding a school bus made of American flags
AI has also identified a previously unknown accomplice who appears to be a crying baby fused to the front of the school bus.
reports are trickling in that the crying baby was holding a fistful of crumpled boarding passes printed in Cyrillic
This just in: We have deciphered part of the boarding pass. The shooter's destination is RASSSSSSL1.A
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