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While the sarcasm in your comment is painfully obvious, certain people, like the average fox news host (aka psychopaths), will read it and see the upvotes and think that we are up voting because we agree. We don't, we are up voting their dark humor.
Also, fuck you fox news. Fuck you very much.
I actually do worry about this. Im such a sarcastic person and I can't keep from doing it on the web but I wonder if every comment is going to birth a new cult. And this comment I want to be clear is 100% not sarcastic, I truly feel this way. nowadays is nuts.
Ok, look... I know it's not technically a rule, but we're going to need you to just start putting "/s" at the end of all your comments. Just add it as a signature line so it shows up on everything, just to be safe. You'll just have to consider it like some kind of magic charm or ward to prevent something like The_Donald from being conjured up.