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[Volcel Police Violation] Are you supposed to fondly remember the first time you had sex or is that just a meme?

I just realised that "like it's your first time" has a positive connotation I guess, but like... motherfucker? Do most people have non-awful first-time experiences of sex? Between garbage sex ed and cisheteronormativity I just can't imagine. I doubt it was even momentous for most people tbh? Idk.

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  • It was dogshit and every experience since was too. All the bad experiences is why I've not touched anyone for at least 6 years now :yea:

    • The volcel pledge 07 rip though...

      • sadness-abysmal part of me thinks I'll never find someone that will be a good antidote to the volcel police

        For now I'll keep the pledge 07

        • The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

          نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

          volcel-police

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