All the clocks in your house showing the exact same time
Strip club with a depressing name
RMS posts about a hallucinogenic drug
Illegible graffiti
Every light on your commute is green
Pouring a cup of coffee without spilling some over the edge of the carafe
Running down a set of stairs with a specific cadence, where your balls give you an audible round of applause for the effort
Rehearsing a hypothetical argument while in the shower, in which you say all the right things
Your Barbie beach towel slung over the back of your mom's bent wood cane rocking chair
Right as you're about to leave work you realize you have to poop
Sad Sarah McLachlan commercial
Having to throw away the eggs you just bought at Costco before using them
Opening a wrapped gift without tearing the paper or pulling the art off with the tape
A fresh, plastic produce bag refusing entry to a frustrated shopper
Microwaving frozen garlic bread and making the whole house smell like slot car racers
Waking up to your beautiful wife, or someone else's
Watch a movie, and you can hear the camera running
The intoxicating smell of fresh laundry
An unlikely "STUDENT DRIVER" bumper sticker
Abandoned couch
