From the output of Google Voice's speech-to-text software. This was part of a routine appointment reminder voicemail.

>You are currently taking patience and visitors experience within our facilities regardless of vaccination status.

Well, that's very kind of them to put up with me I guess.

>If you have any questions concerning disappointment, please call our office 6650. Thank you.

Yes, I do have such questions, many of them in fact, a whole lifetime's worth....

(youtube automatic transcript of someone being read their miranda rights)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/10590156

> I'm sorry. It's what now?

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/5580702

Where should we send this president?

Originally posted by @skycat@beehaw.org

https://abc7chicago.com/shepherd-drive-sign-business-bisiness-houston-misspelling/310013/

That’s it y’all, I’m fresh out of stolen content. Gave you a month, now it’s up to you. Be the boneappletea you wish to see in the world! Or post some more stolen stuff, idc.

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