Not The Onion
After seeing Mamdani win
A little more control ceded to the fascists, and we'll have a REAL Revolutionary Crisis(tm) which we can use to Right This Country!
Wait a Minute. Strike That. Reverse It.
No matter what happens -- they win an election, lose one, this happens, that happens, good, bad, whatever -- besides having strokes and aneurysms, this is my reaction browsing conservative subreddits
What kind of man you want?
Any day now, any minute now...
Charlie is jealous
Celebrate one flag, disdain the other o7
"One pot breaks the other"
No news is bad news
Police Dress Code
peanut butter actually works better than cheese and is cheaper
A-men > amendment
Unfathomably based
Emma Watson speaking about feminism
Oblivious
I need a pillow for that
Systemic problems cannot be solved at individual level
It's basically a sure thing