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  • You're supposed to put each machine on top of each other, hence the term full stack developer.

  • 'Experiencing the world as best he can': Jimmy Carter's grandson shares update on his grandfather's health
  • After the longest drought in recent memory, some over at deathlist.net see Jimmy Carter as the key log to unleash a torrent of deaths in the latter half of 2024...

  • Accidentally set the TARDIS to en_US and now I can't fit through the door. How do I change back to en_GB without entering?
  • The Sonix Temudriver says:

    Error: Division by zero calculated successfully. Unable to break infinity.

    If I hit CTRL-ALT-ȩ̴̛̛͚̖̤͉͔̜̟͎͚̠̠̣͎̐̅̿͛̀́͜͝ͅs̸͎̼̹̱̗̬̻͕̺̺̰͚̬̜̰͈͈͊̋͊̀̉̎͒͗͐́̔̕̚͝͝c̴̪͍̃̂͛̓̔̕͝ I can switch to a parallel dimension. Maybe I'll try rebooting there and then popping back here to change the localisation. Thanks!

  • Accidentally set the TARDIS to en_US and now I can't fit through the door. How do I change back to en_GB without entering?
  • hamburgers? Next you'll be telling me to set the base time references in mm-dd-yyyy, lol.

  • Plan to ban sex education for children under nine
  • Nobody is asking for it, but that's not the purpose: the purpose is to stir up opposition.

    I suspect a significant portion of the population will be indifferent to the proposal. At best, they'll shrug and say, 'Sure, makes sense if that's what's needed,' without bothering to think it through fully.

    More liberally minded people react with justified opposition to the proposal. At that point, the Conservatives will rally the indifferent against 'the woke'. They hope to gain support by convincing people they have a common enemy.

  • Labour wins Blackpool South by-election as Tories lose councils
  • "Labour's slightly left of me, Reform is to the right, here I am, stuck right of middle I'm screwed." - Rishi Sunak, probably.

  • Skelmersdale: Kinder Buenos worth £134k stolen from estate - BBC News
  • "Right lads, 'eres the job: £134k bars of the finest, ripe for the taking."

    "£134k? Weight's gonna be a problem. That Luton crew got done last year overloading with £90k of Yorkies."

    "Not a problem 'ere, lad, know what I'm saying?"

    "... ... ... Buenos? Son of a bitch, I'm in."

  • Vim9Script Types Help
  • Shouldn't the last character be a } rather than a ]?

  • People with the nickname AL will likely change their nickname due to how it looks the same as A.I.
  • Or, AIs who are programmed not to lie will start writing, "Hi, I'm AI," to avoid detection.

  • Steve Harley death: Cockney Rebel singer dies at 73
    www.bbc.co.uk Steve Harley death: Cockney Rebel singer dies at 73

    The rock star, whose song Make Me Smile was a number one in 1975, was being treated for cancer.

    Steve Harley death: Cockney Rebel singer dies at 73

    One of the UK's most under-rated songwriters, in my opinion. RIP, enjoy the Death Trip

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    Pig Tram... What...? Why.......?
  • Trams don't need to worry about no porking zones

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  • Missing the apostrophe

  • Self-portrait (both yawning and stretching); - by Joseph Ducreux (c.1783)
  • Disregard currency; acquire sleep

  • Important update on the king's bum!
  • To paraphrase his mum, he's suffering from an anus horribilis.

  • Musk brain implant company violated US hazardous material transport rules -documents
  • To be fair, the workers were probably used to calling it Twitterylene.

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    What is Firefox's Use Case for Normies/Tech Illiterate People?
  • I work in a university. Our web based services bork surprisingly frequently after Chrome updates and the IT Helpline's go-to response is 'have you tried turning it off and on again Firefox?'.

  • Brexit Erased £140 Billion From UK Economy, London Mayor to Say
  • It's only erased £85b when you consider the £300m we're saving every week /s

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  • I think the median average temperature is around 2,200°C.

    The Earth has a radius of 6,371km, giving a volume of 1.08e13km^3.

    A sphere of half this volume would have a radius of 5,057km. Within the Earth, this sphere would sit at a depth of 6,371 - 5,057 = 1,314km.

    From this chart, the temperature at that depth is around 2,200°C, so half the volume of the Earth has a temperature above that, and half a temperature below it.

  • In the store, I sometimes encounter containers (e.g., beer, water, shampoo) with a volume of 618ml. Why exactly this number?
  • 618ml equates exactly to 600ml + 3% - maybe manufacturers add 3% on top because that's the maximum allowable variance in quantities?

    From a quick search, 412ml and 515ml both seem pretty common too.

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